Allay is a "revolutionary, drug-free treatment for pain and discomfort associated with menstruation." It's basically this funny little circular wire attached to a microchip thingy which emits some kind of pulse into your body to counteract that heavy, throbbing and skanky feeling that we all get every so often. You literally pop the microchip to turn it on, slip the little device (which is about 15cms long) into the pouch and shuv it down your knickers! That doesn't sound very delicate, but basically you place it where you experience discomfort and pull up your sexy thong (or period granny pants) over the top. It's so small that you can't see, feel or notice it in any way - so much so that literally every time I went to the loo I got a shock when this popped out from nowhere!
|Not very glam, but it works!|
Considering I normally spend three days a month hibernating, with this I completely felt like it was any other day. On the first day of my period I was in so much discomfort that I was doubled over, but once I popped this out of it's packet it didn't leave my skin for three days. I normally wake up in the night with grumbles and discomfort but with Allay I had absolutely none... nada, squat, zilch. I normally feel really sicky, very bloated and uncomfortable but with Allay I felt as normal as you can after drinking lattes and eating Twirls. I love the fact you can literally put it to work, forget about it and get on with your life.
|The microchip - about the size of a 50p coin|
Allay lasts between five and seven days so it will get you through your whole period. It's a disposable product so once it's done it's done so you do have to keep re-buying if you want to keep using it. At £9.95 it's not a cheap thing to buy every month, but I think us ladies know that's a small price to pay for having a stress and pain free lady time and probably the amount you spend on pain relief per month anyway! These are only available from Allay's website at the moment but you can have a free trial or sign up to a longer term plan if it works for you. They've got a really great video to give you more info too, but take it from me - Allay is definitely worth a look. Not the most glamorous post I've ever written, but probably the most interesting!