This Valentines if you're out and about and find yourself in either of the following options then Marc Jacobs may be your knight in shining black-cab-armour....
1. Your blind date has turned out to be worse than Mick Hucknall mixed with that dude from The Wrestler and you need to make a quick getaway.
2. Your man has given you a pair of sexy undies over dinner and you need to get home pronto to 'model' them for him, because the shrimp just doesn't seem as appealing now.
3. Your whining single friend is doing your head in about her lost loves and is making Bridget Jones look like she's an upbeat feminist.
4. You need to get home really quick because it's 8.45pm and Glee is starting in fifteen minutes. (Valentines is on a Monday this year FYI, so that's what I'll be doing.)
If you're out and about in either London, Manchester or Birmingham this 14th of February and see a Marc Jacobs decorated black cab, hail it down! The lovely fragrant people are offering free taxi rides all night long (well 5pm-11pm) to spread a little love around the cities. I think this is such a cute idea I may venture out just to see if I can spot one... as long as I'm back in time for Glee that is.