Rubbish title, amazing nail polish. I was sent a few items from Rituals to try (more on those later) but this was the first thing that sparkled to me like a diamond to a magpie... the perfect shade I've been looking for. A brown/grey or brey if you will, this Amber Stone nail varnish will have to be pried away from my hands come Spring. I applied only one coat to get a fab colour (how often does that happen?!) and so far I'm two days in with no chips. It's smooth, thick and luscious... plus it comes in a super cute box which makes me love it even more. That's all.